IYAOYAS Slap Sticker

IYAOYAS Slap Sticker: The Ultimate Mark of an Ordnance Professional

Let's be real. The flight deck, the bomb farm, the entire damn air wing... it all runs on two things: jet fuel and the undeniable swagger of Aviation Ordnance. You're the reason things go BOOM. It's time to stop leaving your mark with a sharpie and upgrade to something as loud and proud as you are.

This sticker is a simple, powerful message: if you don’t get it, you weren’t meant to.

Why is this the only sticker you'll ever need?

• Unmistakably AO: Available in classic, eye-watering Ordnance Red with crisp white lettering.
• Tougher Than a C-School Instructor: Laminated and weather-resistant, this sticker can handle greasy fingerprints, spilled Rip-Its, and the judgmental stares of Airframers.
• NEW! Holographic Option: Upgrade your pride with a mind-bending, color-shifting finish.

Level Up: HOLOGRAPHIC EDITION Now Available!

Ready to really mess with everyone? Upgrade your sticker to the Holographic Edition. When the light hits this version, it erupts in a mesmerizing rainbow of color that changes with every angle. It’s the perfect way to make your gear impossible to ignore and add a high-tech flair to your statement.

Choose Your Weapon:

• The "Personal Effects" (5" x 1.5"): This compact sticker is perfect for precision strikes. Tag your cranial, slap it on your water bottle, brand your notebooks, or subtly place it on the First Class mess coffee pot. It’s the ideal size for reminding everyone in arm's reach who the real professionals are.

• The "Big Deck" (8" x 2.5"): Go big or go home. This larger sticker is made for making a statement on your truck's back window, the shop door, your sea-worn cruise box, or even that beat-up beer fridge in the garage. It’s your billboard of ordnance superiority.

A Word on Application...

These stickers are perfect for lockers, toolboxes, hard hats, and pretty much any surface that needs a reminder of who holds the power.

Now, are you supposed to slap one of these on the side of a multi-million dollar aircraft? The official answer from QA, Maintenance Control, and every officer in the chain of command is a firm "No." But we both know that ordnance finds a way. If a sticker happens to find its way onto a pylon or bomb rack... well, that's between you, the Plane Captain, and your god. (We recommend the smaller one for such... less-than-authorized applications).

Stop blending in. Grab yours, slap it on with authority, and let the world know the sound of freedom starts with you. Because if you ain't Ordnance, you ain't... well, you know the rest.